Nasty Beach Lady

Well, it finally happened. I met a friend of Miserable Old Lady and Evil Restaurant Man: Nasty Beach Lady (or, for ease of reference, NBL).

Surely some of you have met her. She sprawls out in her chair, lounging and trying to read a novel and devouring chips while her unruly children run around like wild animals, nearly drowning in the lake and getting into fights with each other and with other kids. And she has the gall to get mad at them for it, screaming at them while a cigarette dangles from her lips. Given the sound of her voice, she’s probably got beer in her travel mug, but I can’t be sure.