Happy Friday! Here are a few laughs for you as you wind up another work week.
Anna: "I'll be like a giant someday and eat all the stuff you guys have. I'll grow and grow bigger and bigger and taller until I'm like a giant!" All righty then.
My nephew: "Boy praying mantises bite the girl praying mantises all over their bodies to give them bronchitis. Bronchitis makes their brains go funny, then the girl praying mantises forget to bite the heads off of the boys."
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| "Cough, cough" |
Anna: "When I'm a grown up, I'll be able to read and read all the stuff and know everything!" She's definitely our kid, all right...LOL.
Me: "What is this you're handing me?" I ask, looking at some unknown item of plastic that may at one point have been fake food. Anna: "The fries-a-matic." Me, laughing: "The fries-a-matic?" Anna: "yep." Me: "Well, is it time to eat?" Anna: "Hold on, let me get the ketchup-a-matic." LOL. Thankfully it wasn't the Bass-o-Matic.
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| Photo from mediaite.com - the good old days of SNL |
Anna, to Uncle Tim: "You have fur," she says, pointing to his goatee. He laughs. She points to our friend, Matt, noting that "he doesn't have fur." She ponders this and then tells Uncle Tim, "Get rid of that before you come back, okay?"
Anna, looking at me as I buckle her in her car seat: "I'll be there for you, this is not a drive by - aye- aye- aye- aayyyeeee!" LOL. She absorbs song lyrics even more quickly than I used to...
Anna, as I wrinkle up my nose, "I'm just full of toots tonight!" Sheesh.
Anna (to me, out of the blue, hands on face): "Humpty Dumpty didn't know what to DO!" No, I suppose not...
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